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I-Am-A-Pirate
Age / Gender:
n/a, Male
Location:
Exeter, RI
Joined:
3/21/09
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Yo ho, I am a pirate

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Level 3 Blank Slate
Normal Whistle
Ranked as Civilian

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Recent Game Medals

Tried em all 25 Points Get a kill with every weapon during a single match Go to game.
Fire and shrapnel; this is my love 10 Points 100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher Go to game.
Tag! You're dead! 10 Points 100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher Go to game.
Crainial Eviscerator 25 Points 150 Headshots in one match Go to game.
Collateral Damage 25 Points 100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun Go to game.
Corrosive Personality 25 Points 100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher Go to game.
Lead Pipe Ninja 25 Points 100 Kills with the Lead Pipe Go to game.
Piercing Glare 25 Points 100 Kills with the Arrow Gun Go to game.
Chicago memoir 25 Points 100 Kills with the Thompson Go to game.
Shove it up their nose and pull the trigger! 10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun Go to game.

Total Medals Earned: 33 (From 3 different games.)

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He's such a douche. I swear he has it out for me; him and the rest of the figures of authority in my school. He's falsely accused me of smoking in the school five or six times now, cutting a bus seat open, etc. All of these are FALSE. Yes, I smoke, but in a school?! I'm not that fucking stupid.

I've become so furious at him that I plan on killing him sometime this week at school. I'm suspended tomorrow, which makes it great. He thinks I wont be there, but I will be. School is only a 10 minute walk, so it's not bad at all. All I'd have to do was walk into school, go into the main office, go into his office, talk to him for a bit, then kill him. In what fashion I'm not sure. I don't own a gun, he's too strong to strangle, but I can assure you, he will die.

James Alves. You will be dead within the next 48 hours, I promise.

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